10. You can't answer the question, "Where are you from?" 9. You speak two languages, but can't spell either. 8. You have a time zone map next to your telephone. 7. You can cut grass with a machete, but can't start a lawn mower. 6. You sort your friends by continent. 5. You read National Geographic and recognize someone. 4. You don't think two hours is a long sermon. 3. You haggle with the checkout girl for a lower price. 2. Fitting 15 or more people into a car seems normal to you. 1. You watch nature documentaries, and think about how good that animal would taste if it was fried.