10. You can't answer the question, "Where are you from?"
9. You speak two languages, but can't spell either.
8. You have a time zone map next to your telephone.
7. You can cut grass with a machete, but can't start a lawn mower.
6. You sort your friends by continent.
5. You read National Geographic and recognize someone.
4. You don't think two hours is a long sermon.
3. You haggle with the checkout girl for a lower price.
2. Fitting 15 or more people into a car seems normal to you.
1. You watch nature documentaries, and think about how good that animal would taste if it was fried.
9. You speak two languages, but can't spell either.
8. You have a time zone map next to your telephone.
7. You can cut grass with a machete, but can't start a lawn mower.
6. You sort your friends by continent.
5. You read National Geographic and recognize someone.
4. You don't think two hours is a long sermon.
3. You haggle with the checkout girl for a lower price.
2. Fitting 15 or more people into a car seems normal to you.
1. You watch nature documentaries, and think about how good that animal would taste if it was fried.
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